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[Guest Protoss]

this money belong to Victor, he want to use it to throw at patrick hee....

I thought i heard is change to coins than throw? Hehehe Just kidding. ;D

[Guest 9339]

this money belong to Victor, he want to use it to throw at patrick hee....

Pls help Victor to spend it, if not he will do stupid thing again, like buying a $10K plus handphone which cant even take photo heee........ ;D

[Guest C350]

rich people without brain is call " devil " they do thing that hurt others

[Guest jenvid]

Pls help Victor to spend it, if not he will do stupid thing again, like buying a $10K plus handphone which cant even take photo heee........ ;D

Wakao... hehehe... but it is good for throwing mah... 25yrs guarantee leh...

[Guest C350]

boys home he he he....

[Guest 9339]

C35, The grill i am talking about,s'thing like that, is for W203

http://sgmerc.com/forum/index.php?topic=1151.0

[Guest Protoss]

Kompressor ]

this money belong to Victor, he want to use it to throw at patrick hee....

I thought i heard is change to coins than throw? Hehehe Just kidding. wrote:

no kidding, he did say that. haha

Huh, serious? Stun liao. ;D

[Guest sy69u]

wah, 9339 got excuse to change grill now. got a few scratch dents on his current one. all thanks to penang trip. hahahahahaha

[Guest 9339]

Too bad, nothing for mine is avail yet, this is the problem with new model :-\

[Guest sy69u]

so wait lah bro. since u need to change, wait for newer & nicer grill. dont replace with stock.

[Guest C350]

so wait lah bro. since u need to change, wait for newer & nicer grill. dont replace with stock.

use sand paper to "chiam see tong"

[Guest 9339]

Ya Chiam see tong as it is not too obvious

[Guest jenvid]

Cool Lessons in Mgmt

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'

Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

[Guest 9339]

See, we are not only Merc lover, many got lots of "INK". UPz to you David, I love the lesson :-*

[Guest jenvid]

See, we are not only Merc lover, many got lots of "INK". UPz to you David, I love the lesson :-*

Yo danke bro... Finally back in office clearing emails deh... all 500+ including these... kekeke

[Guest Protoss]

wow, one penang trip only 3 car enter workshop mod liao.

now all NA car become Alien and Alien become Predator and Predator become Godzilla.

scary la.

One advise to all bro - mod fast must also mod brake to stop fast o.k? Don't go fast and cannot stop.

Warning - In future on the road see Merc better pull one side or sure kana eat for breakfast.

Especially those with SGMERC decals. ;D

[Guest CBlack]

saw Jeff's pic in Carma magazine today.

[Guest C350]

saw Jeff's pic in Carma magazine today.

what about it ? can share

[Guest CBlack]

commented on some engine oil that he used in his evo.

[Guest C350]

commented on some engine oil that he used in his evo.

oh good , india oil heee..... or taxas oil

[Guest 9339]

Maybe he use the left over "OLIVE OIL" ;D

Those lubricant which he had ask Willy to buy at the petrol kiosk after Demsey ??? ???

[Guest CBlack]

Protoss ]

wow, one penang trip only 3 car enter workshop mod liao.

now all NA car become Alien and Alien become Predator and Predator become Godzilla.

scary la.

One advise to all bro - mod fast must also mod brake to stop fast o.k? Don' wrote:

Especially those with SGMERC decals. ;D

many modded merc not in the forum yet. on sat saw this white CLS with ART bodykit. Heard it has 600+ hp don't play play...

[Guest C350]

CBlack ]

Protoss ]

wow, one penang trip only 3 car enter workshop mod liao.

now all NA car become Alien and Alien become Predator and Predator become Godzilla.

scary la.

One advise to all bro - mod fast must also mod brake to stop fast o.k? Don' wrote:

Especially those with SGMERC decals. wrote:

many modded merc not in the forum yet. on sat saw this white CLS with ART bodykit. Heard it has 600+ hp don't play play...

i agreed play get yourself into trouble, heee....

[Guest C350]

haha today our login member break record to 30. hahahaha

39 liao lor

[Guest redbell]

i log in becoz jasona text me. din know our forum now so happening leh...