Laughter is the best Medicine

[Guest jenvid]

Test for Dementia

Below are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question.

You have to answer them instantly.

You can't take your time, answer all of them

immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how

clever you really are...

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:

You are participating in a race.

You overtake the second person.

What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first,

then you are absolutely wrong!

If you overtake the second person and

you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question,

but don't take as much time as

you took for the first question, OK ?

Second Question:

I f you overtake the last person,

then you are...?

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last,

then you are wrong again.

Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this,

are you?

Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic! Note:

This must be done in your head only .

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.

Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.

Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .

Add another 1000. Now add 20 .

Now add another 1000. Now add 10.

What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.....

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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually

4100.

If you don't believe it,

check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it?

Maybe you'll get the l

ast question right....

....Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters:

1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,4. Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu?

NO! Of course it isn't.

Her name is Mary.

Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to

buy a toothbrush.

By imitating the action of

brushing his teeth he successfully expresses

himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop

who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses;

how does HE indicate what he wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask...

It's really very simple....

Like you!

PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE

SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

[Guest 9339]

Shit, i got the first 2 question wrong......how stupid of me.

Anyway it tickle my happy mood a little, thanks david.

[Guest fruitcakepablohoney]

Wah Lao... i'm not good at this man! :angry3:

[Guest sy69u]

hahahahahaha. good one bro.... me only got 2nd & bonus questions wrong.

[Guest angela]

hahaha good 1 :thumbsup:

[Guest jenvid]

Stressed?

Take this test...

There is a very, very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals:

King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a Monkey.

They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get the banana.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?

Scroll down to see the analysis.

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If your answer is...

Orangutan = dull/stupid

Ape = foolish

Monkey = idiot

King Kong = stupid

Why ?

A Coconut tree, doesn't have bananas ...?

It's obvious you're stressed by your work.

Go home and relax!

Or go for a holiday!

YOU ARE STRESSED

[Guest sy69u]

hahahahaha.....good 1. fell for that. hahahahahahaha

[g8crasher]

:surrender:

[Guest 9339]

Oh my god, i got it right in less than 2 second, that mean i would have to stay on working.....

[Guest jenvid]

Oh my god, i got it right in less than 2 second, that mean i would have to stay on working.....

aiya.. u came back from holiday where got stress ? Either that hor... bo si no stress one... keke :bboyspin:

[Guest jenvid]

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

[Guest sy69u]

hahahahaha. good 1 but think it can be funnier. let me think about it......

[Guest C350]

f stress but see the 3 girl dancing did reduce some stress thanks jenvid upz you

[Guest jenvid]

f stress but see the 3 girl dancing did reduce some stress thanks jenvid upz you

Yah i also like... steal from pple one...wish we have some of them grace our meetups hahaha... then merc meetup turn up by the hundreds lor

[Guest jenvid]

hehe... sometime down the road...

The real reason why we want to have Petra Branca

[Guest C350]

hehe... sometime down the road...

hahaha that a good one :tazzie: :tazzie: :tazzie:

[Guest jenvid]

hahaha that a good one :tazzie: :tazzie: :tazzie:

Waah so early finished your newspaper distribution liao har ? You outsourced liao is it ?

[keltanky]

i showed it to my colleagues, they all laughed!! it brighten our night for awhile!! :punk1:

[Guest 9339]

hehe... sometime down the road...

hahaha that a good one :tazzie: :tazzie: :tazzie:

That is a good ideal...

See, this is how Jenvid get so well paid,another suggestion to MPA.

[Guest C350]

Let us all have a good laugh ha ha ha! :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Guest fruitcakepablohoney]

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Guest C350]

hahaha that a good one :tazzie: :tazzie: :tazzie:

Waah so early finished your newspaper distribution liao har ? You outsourced liao is it ?

i learn from Big company like yours ma :bboyspin:

[Guest jenvid]

The Blonde in the Casino.

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand pounds on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and Yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are stupid and not all Blondes are Dumb,..

But all Men are Men.. .. .. .. .. .. :surrender:

[keltanky]

ha ha ha ha ha :devil: :thumbsup: :punk1:

[Guest jenvid]

What a story ! Guarantee Shiok !!!

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love

with a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not

like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes

for a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two

lovers but could not find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in

a local newspaper..Her father said "If you both come back I will allow

you to marry. I accept that you love each other truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was

dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the

other side to get some drinks for his fiancee, a car came and hit

him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only

after some time that she recovered from her shocked. The funeral and

cremation was the very next day as he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an

old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of

the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her

mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it.

Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in

fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to

wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had

the same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady

gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something

terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the

stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home,

someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old

lady in her dream standing at her door.

She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which

shocked the girl. She asked "What is this...?"

The old lady replied...

"Aiyaa……..try DYNAMO Liquid Soap... just a dab and it will remove all

stubborn stains !!!" ...........

I know how you all are feeling now... I have been through this too.

But don't look at me like that leh...... I'm also hunting for the person who mailed this to me !!