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Old-MAN

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To the nice young man, driving SJVxxx5X E250, with a chio girl with spaghetti stripe top sitting beside you, please do NOT tailgate this oldman as he can jam brAke anytime....

It's not nice to have you or your father pay for my new bumper.

Thank you........

Yours sincerely

OldMaN

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Spoon feeding teaches you nothing....but the shape of the spoon...

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To the nice young man, driving SJVxxx5X E250, with a chio girl with spaghetti stripe top sitting beside you, please do NOT tailgate this oldman as he can jam brAke anytime.... It's not nice to have y

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Chill okie... no point losing ur peace over such buggers.. i've come to the realization that there will always be errant drivers on the roads... behaving in ways that are illogical, for no rhyme or re

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Chio enuff to deserve a second look from any men......his car is that close dor me to see her "beauty"....

Spoon feeding teaches you nothing....but the shape of the spoon...

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To the nice young man, driving SJVxxx5X E250, with a chio girl with spaghetti stripe top sitting beside you, please do NOT tailgate this oldman as he can jam brAke anytime....

It's not nice to have you or your father pay for my new bumper.

Thank you........

Yours sincerely

OldMaN

Why u never give chance to him. Lol

The gal beside him say he lose to the old man driving in front...

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Hey, its you again....you seem to be always rushing....if you are in such a rush...maybe I can suggest you buy a helicopter, no traffic in the air and you can rush all you want....

 

Yes I was slow...70KM/H, but the car in front of me and the car in front and the cars in front are also at that kind of speed....tailgating and flashing or high beaming me will not help....I too wish I can sprout wings and fly....

 

Thanks much for your flashes....your headlight and your passengers headlight are just as nice......

 

 

Best regards

 

OLdMaN.

Spoon feeding teaches you nothing....but the shape of the spoon...

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Hey, its you again....you seem to be always rushing....if you are in such a rush...maybe I can suggest you buy a helicopter, no traffic in the air and you can rush all you want....

 

Yes I was slow...70KM/H, but the car in front of me and the car in front and the cars in front are also at that kind of speed....tailgating and flashing or high beaming me will not help....I too wish I can sprout wings and fly....

 

Thanks much for your flashes....your headlight and your passengers headlight are just as nice......

 

 

Best regards

 

OLdMaN.

 

Who?  :phew:

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Hey, its you again....you seem to be always rushing....if you are in such a rush...maybe I can suggest you buy a helicopter, no traffic in the air and you can rush all you want....

 

Yes I was slow...70KM/H, but the car in front of me and the car in front and the cars in front are also at that kind of speed....tailgating and flashing or high beaming me will not help....I too wish I can sprout wings and fly....

 

Thanks much for your flashes....your headlight and your passengers headlight are just as nice......

 

 

Best regards

 

OLdMaN.

Lol. Helicopter cannot tailgate and high beam so he dun like. Ha.

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Chill okie... no point losing ur peace over such buggers.. i've come to the realization that there will always be errant drivers on the roads... behaving in ways that are illogical, for no rhyme or reason.. one of life's greatest mysteries...

best to just let it go... (: don't wrestle with a pig... u get dirty, the pig gets happie... 

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Put time ... Put place and PUT VRN!!!!!!! we go flash him all the way!!!!!

I'm prepared to meet my Maker...

Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter - Winston Churchill

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No la .... We box him up and case close

The world Most dangerous thing is the Vehicle. Its not about the machine weather its slow or fast. Its the person who is controlling it. The driver is the brain of the Machine. Not the machine itself.

If the driver reacts slow even the most powerful ABS(Auto braking system) will not help. The driver has to give the car the command in Order for the car to react. Afterall he is the brain of the car.

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Haha. Old man should just brake and let the car behind hit u.

Then take down the chio bu contact when exhanging numbers. Get chio gal be witness for u. And intro her to us here

Victoria Concordia Crescit

Translation: Victory grows out of harmony.

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Arshavin, cannot lar....I cannot being myself to do it....even though I would love to.change my bumper and exhuast syatem....lol

Spoon feeding teaches you nothing....but the shape of the spoon...

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