Confucius says

[Guest kepiting1sg]

Woman says

If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut.

But when a man sleeps with 10 girls, everyone

calls him a real man. How come

Confucius says

It's very simple.

Confucius says,

'When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys,

it's a bad lock.

But when one key can open 10 different locks,

we call it a MASTER key!'

[Guest io5885]

Shifu,

how to become master? :pray:

[Guest kepiting1sg]

io5885 wrote:

Shifu,

how to become master? :pray:

Cum sit with me below the Bodhi Tree and U shall seek enlightenment!

Amithaba!

[Guest blackmercs]

io5885 wrote:

Shifu,

how to become master? :pray:

In order to teach, one must learn. So there is no such thing as sifu or master coz everyday we are learning!!!

Horny Tofu (Huat arh)

[Guest io5885]

Liu lian tree wu bo?

Ramutan tree oso can..

[Guest kepiting1sg]

io5885 wrote:

Liu lian tree wu bo?

Ramutan tree oso can..

For fruit fiesta then U go pluck rambutans & pick durians

Seeking enlightenment only Bodhi tree nia!

If U cumming to seek enlightenment, pls bring your own mat!

They are not provided! Amithaba!

[Guest 6008]

Hahaha....... :bounce:

[Guest MercZai]

nice post unker :becky:

[Guest hkhamateur]

kepiting1sg wrote:

For fruit fiesta then U go pluck rambutans & pick durians

Seeking enlightenment only Bodhi tree nia!

If U cumming to seek enlightenment, pls bring your own mat!

They are not provided! Amithaba!

Shifu, yr new tudi here. :pray2:

I wanna gain enlightenment n to become e master key coz gotta lots of lock await me in my offi !

Pls guide me thru! :peace:

[Guest blackknight]

hkhamateur wrote:

Shifu, yr new tudi here. :pray2:

I wanna gain enlightenment n to become e master key coz gotta lots of lock await me in my offi !

Pls guide me thru! :peace:

shifu unker has a disciple in singapore now, due to his buzi schedule in paradise Island...look for bro Jhun_4040

[Guest chershen]

kepiting1sg wrote:

Woman says

If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut.

But when a man sleeps with 10 girls, everyone

calls him a real man. How come

Confucius says

It's very simple.

Confucius says,

'When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys,

it's a bad lock.

But when one key can open 10 different locks,

we call it a MASTER key!'

i always agree on the former. BUT the Confucius part is really SOLID!

[Guest lightning]

I m sure Confucius himself holds the MASTER key...so unassuming :becky:

:lock1::lock1::lock1::lock1::lock1:

:lock1::lock1::lock1::lock1::lock1:

[Guest kepiting1sg]

[Guest kepiting1sg]

hkhamateur wrote:

Shifu, yr new tudi here. :pray2:

I wanna gain enlightenment n to become e master key coz gotta lots of lock await me in my offi !

Pls guide me thru! :peace:

Cum tonite to the Bodhi Tree and wait for me!

Please bring your own mat but KY will be provided.

Englightenment U shall get! Amithaba!

[Guest DIY_merc]

lightning wrote:

I m sure Confucius himself holds the MASTER key...so unassuming :becky:

:lock1::lock1::lock1::lock1::lock1:

:lock1::lock1::lock1::lock1::lock1:

Lightning providing 10 keys which master wants to try first ?