Tanzy, come back! Truce!

[Ppp]

Wah bro. Your statement's very random. LOL

Haha.. I always accept loves with open heart...

[TaZenOrYeeOr]

Kopi? No prob!

Wait! I own your kopi...hmmm...no prob too, just pay me 50¢ eerytime you drink a cup.

....can lo...lai lo...Starbucks skinny Latte, pls......pay u 50cents nia....cheap la...! THANK YOU!!!!

[TaZenOrYeeOr]

Bring love with an open heart..

...wad ish Luf........

[Odessus]

...wad ish Luf........

So how? Where is your honey? Cannot find him from the dark side?

[TaZenOrYeeOr]

...i tink hor...maybe AMG honey having sore throat I suspect....quiet everywhere .......didn't tok....

[Odessus]

...i tink hor...maybe AMG honey having sore throat I suspect....quiet everywhere ... ....didn't tok....

Finger pain so cannot type keyboard.

[Odessus]

What's these new model? W135, W369?

More like Bimmer 1-series and 3-series. LOL

[WhiteMerc]

I know why his finger pain liao......... here is one funny video that explains why.... hee.. :D

[jasonmaxima]

....u like dat say......wait ppl Tink me & Tenzee old flame how.....haha.... !!

...must jump yellow river....

...oki...I go ask JasonMaxima....where ish Tanzy...

WHY MY NAME kena mentioned??!!!

Tanzy committed suicide liao..... Ruth pls dun sad.... if sad...will cry...cry liao... will have puffy eyes. Please dun laugh either... will have crows feet....

[Ppp]

...wad ish Luf........

Blackmerc will show you

[Tanzy]

Mr Tanzy, I've boiled, stewed and simmered.

Come back! Or all the people think I've cannibalized you a la chai tau kueh style.

The girls miss your beauty tips. The guys miss your ////AMG.

Bring your ////AMG backside back here!

Don't game over la. There's always a restart button!

Everyone who wants to see Tanzy back in action, comment below and invite him to come back!

Thank you for your proposal of Truce.

I will accept the temporary cease fire agreement in accordance to terms of the The Hague Conventions of 1899 and 1907, without prejudice to either belligerent party. Acceptance does not indicate lack of will or intention to parley. Cease fire will be in immediate effect until 21st November 2013, 1200 SST, after which hostilities may resume.

[leftfield]

Thank you for your proposal of Truce.

I will accept the temporary cease fire agreement in accordance to terms of the The Hague Conventions of 1899 and 1907, without prejudice to either belligerent party. Acceptance does not indicate lack of will or intention to parley. Cease fire will be in immediate effect until 21st November 2013, 1200 SST, after which hostilities may resume.

chey, see u no up already. tot u really quit for good.

[Odessus]

chey, see u no up already. tot u really quit for good.

Please don't light the fire. Wait my SLK kaki commit suicide again...

[WhiteMerc]

he is gone again...... ha

[Tanzy]

Thank you all for the kind words. I am truly touched and I feel like vomiting now.

After I cleaned up my act online, I decided to hang myself from the rafters but since I do not have a thick hemp rope, I tried using rafia string. The rafia string broke under my weight so I attempted using shoe laces but it was not long enough and probably quite painful. Then I decided to kill myself whilst driving and I did 3 laps of Orchard Gudang before losing control of the vehicle, crashing into a lamp post. Due to modern safety technology in Mercedes Benz vehicles, the air bags deployed and prevent my death. Seeing that I was outside Orchard Towers, I thought I will go in and get infected with HIV. Having found my way to a dimly lit bar called Crazy Horse, a little bruised and battered, I settled for the ugliest girl I could find. When we were back in the room, I realised she looked like Jasonmaximizer (in a good way) but to my surprised, she, which turned out to be a he, was packing 9" of heat. As you all know, I am only a maximum 8" kind of guy so that was not acceptable and nothing happened. All these trying to kill myself made me hungry so I went to eat bak chor mee. The uncle at the stall looked a lot like Blackmerc, whose merc is white (in a good way). He put so much chili in the noodle that my eyeballs burst out with the first mouthful. I went to scold him for trying to kill me. Then I went home to sleep. I fell into a deep coma because of a spell cast by an evil witch. I was only recently woken up by the kiss of a princess, who looked like Chocs (in a good way).

Therefore, I am so indebted to Choc, that I should thank her by taking 135 out for dinner. (Chocs you can come a long too but you pay for your own drinks).

[Ah Bui]

Please don't light the fire. Wait my SLK kaki commit suicide again...

No worries... that AMG still have 8 lives left... still can afford to do it...

[SLKtigress]

No worries... that AMG still have 8 lives left... still can afford to do it...

the popular saying here seems to be live and let live...

Much as I felt upset... you have to feel for boy who tried to commit suicide using rafia string and tried to get HIV and is a maximum 8".

[leftfield]

Thank you all for the kind words. I am truly touched and I feel like vomiting now.

After I cleaned up my act online, I decided to hang myself from the rafters but since I do not have a thick hemp rope, I tried using rafia string. The rafia string broke under my weight so I attempted using shoe laces but it was not long enough and probably quite painful. Then I decided to kill myself whilst driving and I did 3 laps of Orchard Gudang before losing control of the vehicle, crashing into a lamp post. Due to modern safety technology in Mercedes Benz vehicles, the air bags deployed and prevent my death. Seeing that I was outside Orchard Towers, I thought I will go in and get infected with HIV. Having found my way to a dimly lit bar called Crazy Horse, a little bruised and battered, I settled for the ugliest girl I could find. When we were back in the room, I realised she looked like Jasonmaximizer (in a good way) but to my surprised, she, which turned out to be a he, was packing 9" of heat. As you all know, I am only a maximum 8" kind of guy so that was not acceptable and nothing happened. All these trying to kill myself made me hungry so I went to eat bak chor mee. The uncle at the stall looked a lot like Blackmerc, whose merc is white (in a good way). He put so much chili in the noodle that my eyeballs burst out with the first mouthful. I went to scold him for trying to kill me. Then I went home to sleep. I fell into a deep coma because of a spell cast by an evil witch. I was only recently woken up by the kiss of a princess, who looked like Chocs (in a good way).

Therefore, I am so indebted to Choc, that I should thank her by taking 135 out for dinner. (Chocs you can come a long too but you pay for your own drinks).

You shld go easy on those pills.

I lost interest after shoe laces btw.

[leftfield]

Please don't light the fire. Wait my SLK kaki commit suicide again...

You dont light, he will self ignite anyway.

[Tanzy]

You shld go easy on those pills.

I lost interest after shoe laces btw.

I forgot to tell you about those pills. I tried to overdose on sleeping pills but I puked them all out in the toilet bowl and didn't scoop them out to swallow again because I scared later will kena food poisoning.

[leftfield]

I forgot to tell you about those pills. I tried to overdose on sleeping pills but I puked them all out in the toilet bowl and didn't scoop them out to swallow again because I scared later will kena food poisoning.

I am silently cursing all those pple who have been asking for your return.

[Tanzy]

I am silently cursing all those pple who have been asking for your return.

It's ok. I am silently cursing your tyre valve caps will get stolen.

[SLKtigress]

It's ok. I am silently cursing your tyre valve caps will get stolen.

Yup. Tanzy's back alright.

[Ah Bui]

Thank you all for the kind words. I am truly touched and I feel like vomiting now.

After I cleaned up my act online, I decided to hang myself from the rafters but since I do not have a thick hemp rope, I tried using rafia string. The rafia string broke under my weight so I attempted using shoe laces but it was not long enough and probably quite painful. Then I decided to kill myself whilst driving and I did 3 laps of Orchard Gudang before losing control of the vehicle, crashing into a lamp post. Due to modern safety technology in Mercedes Benz vehicles, the air bags deployed and prevent my death. Seeing that I was outside Orchard Towers, I thought I will go in and get infected with HIV. Having found my way to a dimly lit bar called Crazy Horse, a little bruised and battered, I settled for the ugliest girl I could find. When we were back in the room, I realised she looked like Jasonmaximizer (in a good way) but to my surprised, she, which turned out to be a he, was packing 9" of heat. As you all know, I am only a maximum 8" kind of guy so that was not acceptable and nothing happened. All these trying to kill myself made me hungry so I went to eat bak chor mee. The uncle at the stall looked a lot like Blackmerc, whose merc is white (in a good way). He put so much chili in the noodle that my eyeballs burst out with the first mouthful. I went to scold him for trying to kill me. Then I went home to sleep. I fell into a deep coma because of a spell cast by an evil witch. I was only recently woken up by the kiss of a princess, who looked like Chocs (in a good way).

Therefore, I am so indebted to Choc, that I should thank her by taking 135 out for dinner. (Chocs you can come a long too but you pay for your own drinks).

Felt like sammyboyforum story.....

[Tanzy]

This is from sammyboy forum.

It has bad grammar, punctuation and sentence structure. No standard.

What I write is far better.