Juzz4laughs (Man's rules)

[Guest jtang]

The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.

( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear ' the rules '

From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '

ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are..

Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something

Or tell us how you want it done.

Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.

We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Motorcars ,

or Football

or golf, or Darts etc.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -

to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -

to give them a bigger laugh.

[Guest desmondtoo]

Muahahaha... Like every single one of them... pass it on guys... will make mine read this later...:becky:

[Guest noelhon]

bro Jtang, wat u written is so damn true down to the last detail. Totally agree to over the max.

[Guest jonny7733]

Clap clap .. All no1 points!

[Guest 6008]

Thank you Doc ! I'm gonna copy these and send to all my women . Hahaha.....:bounce:

[Guest desmondtoo]

6008 wrote:

Thank you Doc ! I'm gonna copy these and send to all my women . Hahaha.....:bounce:

Muahahaha...like that! ...my women:biggrin:

[Guest 6008]

desmondtoo wrote:

Muahahaha...like that! ...my women:biggrin:

Don't play play hor ! 9cm is not fake hor ! Long Q from changi to Jurong leh . Hehehe......! :becky:

[Guest lightning]

6008 wrote:

Thank you Doc ! I'm gonna copy these and send to all my women . Hahaha.....:bounce:

:thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

6008 wrote:

Don't play play hor ! 9cm is not fake hor ! Long Q from changi to Jurong leh . Hehehe......! :becky:

cont' from Changi ferry terminal to Batam... :pound:

[Guest 6008]

lightning wrote:

:thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

cont' from Changi ferry terminal to Batam... :pound:

From batam unker take over . Hehehe....

[Guest jtang]

6008 wrote:

From batam unker take over . Hehehe....

Naughty unker!!:fish:

[Guest 6008]

jtang wrote:

Naughty unker!!:fish:

Unker is more than naughty . Hehehe....:heh:

[Guest kepiting1sg]

6008 wrote:

Unker is more than naughty . Hehehe....:heh:

If U referring to this Unker, I m not naughty but hamsup dirty old man!

Tell those ger ger dun jump Q hor cos Unker also Q ing for 9cm services..hahaaha!

[Guest 6008]

kepiting1sg wrote:

If U referring to this Unker, I m not naughty but hamsup dirty old man!

Tell those ger ger dun jump Q hor cos Unker also Q ing for 9cm services..hahaaha!

Hahaha.... Man rules ! Hooray !