KNS...kena stopped by TP

[Guest vt5sport]

Kena stopped for dark tint on the front side windows. No fine but was advised to remove to comply wif the 70%VLT.

So bros, becareful. Luckily dun hv any "non-LTA friendly" aftermarket DRL as he walked to the front of the car to check oso. Looks like TP not juz targetting beng chia nowadays.... :Cry::Cry:

[Guest ACSLK]

vt5sport wrote:

Kena stopped for dark tint on the front side windows. No fine but was advised to remove to comply wif the 70%VLT.

So bros, becareful. Luckily dun hv any "non-LTA friendly" aftermarket DRL as he walked to the front of the car to check oso. Looks like TP not juz targetting beng chia nowadays.... :Cry::Cry:

Heng.................by the way what's your ride?

cheers

[Guest vt5sport]

C180 CGI. He was following me from behind. So i kept to speed limit. Signalled in advance. Did not stop in the yellow box. Gave way to traffic. When he signal for me to pull over, thot he was gonna give me a commendation as a model motorist........LOL! Kns, in the end gimme warning instead.

[Guest lightning]

vt5sport wrote:

When he signal for me to pull over, thot he was gonna give me a commendation as a model motorist........LOL!

Hahaha... good one :bounce:

[Guest 6008]

vt5sport wrote:

Kena stopped for dark tint on the front side windows. No fine but was advised to remove to comply wif the 70%VLT.

So bros, becareful. Luckily dun hv any "non-LTA friendly" aftermarket DRL as he walked to the front of the car to check oso. Looks like TP not juz targetting beng chia nowadays.... :Cry::Cry:

Bro , warning for u bcos it's not beng chia . If beng chia kanna fine or instruct to go for inspection already .

[Guest ACSLK]

6008 wrote:

Bro , warning for u bcos it's not beng chia . If beng chia kanna fine or instruct to go for inspection already .

true...........................

cheers

[Guest ketchup]

Did you get stopped by TP or LTA?

[Guest arsenal]

You are not so heng lah.....if get stopped by TP-woman then she inspects your car you inspect her from head to toe and the sequence should be;

First, look at her face, pretty, stop and examine closely for 8 seconds, ulgy one just 1 second and next...

Stare at her chest level for 10 seconds if tua liap, airport one 2 seconds will do and next...

Move to her side and observe the butt 3 quarter view, if contour is solid keep looking and enjoy for 12 seconds (min) if is flat one then 3 seconds max and start talking to her.....Do not use hands to touch if she is very chio however imagination is okie.

Pretty one die die must get her contact (cos she will ask for you particulars first) and share with us.....ugly one, thank you very muchie please keep it for yourself.

Bro, just joking lah mai angry hor. whahahahahaha.........

[Guest 6008]

arsenal wrote:

You are not so heng lah.....if get stopped by TP-woman then she inspects your car you inspect her from head to toe and the sequence should be;

First, look at her face, pretty, stop and examine closely for 8 seconds, ulgy one just 1 second and next...

Stare at her chest level for 10 seconds if tua liap, airport one 2 seconds will do and next...

Move to her side and observe the butt 3 quarter view, if contour is solid keep looking and enjoy for 12 seconds (min) if is flat one then 3 seconds max and start talking to her.....Do not use hands to touch if she is very chio however imagination is okie.

Pretty one die die must get her contact (cos she will ask for you particulars first) and share with us.....ugly one, thank you very muchie please keep it for yourself.

Bro, just joking lah mai angry hor. whahahahahaha.........

Now only warning . Using your method confirm handcuff and car tow away . Muahahaha......:frusty:Use head knock wall .

Bro Arsenal , pls look out event thread for 15th la kopi . Sorry for OT abit guys .

[Guest vt5sport]

ketchup wrote:

Did you get stopped by TP or LTA?

TP wif the white top, dark blue pants and the kinky black boots.

[Guest chiaster]

Male or female???

That is the question...

vt5sport wrote:

TP wif the white top, dark blue pants and the kinky black boots.

[Guest 6008]

chiaster wrote:

Male or female???

That is the question...

I guess should be male . If kanna fatimah type , no warning already . Straight away fine . Char Bo tp Bo tang chiam siong .

[Guest chiaster]

Hmm... I haven't kena from char bor TP before... It will be interesting to see how the encounter pans out... But of course, best if don't ever kena from any TP whatsoever!

6008 wrote:

I guess should be male . If kanna fatimah type , no warning already . Straight away fine . Char Bo tp Bo tang chiam siong .

[Guest kepiting1sg]

chiaster wrote:

Hmm... I haven't kena from char bor TP before... It will be interesting to see how the encounter pans out... But of course, best if don't ever kena from any TP whatsoever!

If kena - then follow Bro Arsenal SOP lol

[Guest 6008]

chiaster wrote:

Hmm... I haven't kena from char bor TP before... It will be interesting to see how the encounter pans out... But of course, best if don't ever kena from any TP whatsoever!

Trust me bro . It won't be a happy encounter . They will act as if they dame swee . With that sunglasses on , maybe cockeye also nobody know . Haha......

[Guest chiaster]

I won't be surprised if they are... Hahaha... Please lah, the swee ones where will be TP?!?!?! But seriously, if really kena, even if they are not swee, must also pretend and treat them like they are damn swee... Add a bit of sweet talk, maybe got chance to get away with a warning... Hahahahaha...

6008 wrote:

Trust me bro . It won't be a happy encounter . They will act as if they dame swee . With that sunglasses on , maybe cockeye also nobody know . Haha......

[Guest 6008]

chiaster wrote:

I won't be surprised if they are... Hahaha... Please lah, the swee ones where will be TP?!?!?! But seriously, if really kena, even if they are not swee, must also pretend and treat them like they are damn swee... Add a bit of sweet talk, maybe got chance to get away with a warning... Hahahahaha...

Only if you can stop laughing at her when you notice her cockeye . Plus compliment her for having sharp eye sight on sighting your breach of traffic rules . Maybe got a little tiny chance . Haha.....

[Guest vt5sport]

chiaster wrote:

Male or female???

That is the question...

guy lah. never seen a female TP b4. wah sei...i say got kinky black boots onli all the tiko imagination run wild liao...LOL!

[Guest skoder]

chiaster wrote:

I won't be surprised if they are... Hahaha... Please lah, the swee ones where will be TP?!?!?! But seriously, if really kena, even if they are not swee, must also pretend and treat them like they are damn swee... Add a bit of sweet talk, maybe got chance to get away with a warning... Hahahahaha...

See, thats why he got the bestest deal for his w204.... I exposed half, only to be threaten with delayed shipment... hahaha.